The Funky Poodle

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Paraben & Sulfate Free | Vegan & Cruelty Free | Made in the USA

For pets with attitude, flair, and a little extra funk.

Funky Pet Parents - Dogs

Funky Cats

Funky Equestrian

Funky Small Animal

Funky Groomers

FUNKY GROOMER

The Funky Groomer - 50:1 Shampoo Sample PRO Pack

From $30.00

Funky Secret Scent Pack (10ML)

From $2.50

The Funky Groomer - 50:1 Shampoo WINTER Pro Sample Kits

$40.00

The Funky Groomer - Funky Fruiti

From $15.00

The Funky Groomer - Vanilla & Fig

From $15.00

Funky Secret Sauce Oil - 2oz Sample

From $10.00

The Funky Fur Files

More Education

The Art of Clipping: Horse Edition - (Body Clips, Trace Clips & Safety Tips)

Learn the most common horse clipping styles, when to clip, how to prep, and safety tips. From full body clips...

Dilution Matters: How Proper Mixing Saves Groomers Thousands

Dilution ratio matters more than the price on the jug. In this breakdown, we show how a 50:1 professional dog...

The Truth About Alcohol in Pet Products: What Groomers & Pet Parents Should Know

Learn the difference between harsh drying alcohols and safe, skin-friendly fatty alcohols in pet grooming products. Discover why The Funky...

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The Funky Poodle Glow-in-the-Dark Sweater ---- Stand Out. Light Up. Stay Funky.

(Pre-Order) Limited Edition - Funky Glow In The Dark Sweater

$65.00

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The Dogfather Hot Sauce

$9.00

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Our Commitment To You

No Parabens or Sulfates

Our products are made with the finest ingredients. No Dyes, Parabens, Sulfates, Grain Free, Gluten Free, and gentle for all skin types.

Vegan and Cruelty Free

We understand that caring for our furry companions goes beyond mere hygiene—it's about compassion and responsibility.

Made In The USA

Ensuring that each ingredient meets rigorous standards of purity, we closely control manufacturing of all our products and ingredients.

Why Customer's Love our Products

"I got the sample kit to test out on my sensitive skin guys. The ocean musk smells so amazing. I love the leave in conditioner, it’s light and not greasy. The deodorizing spray is perfect for in between washes."

Erica

"I used this and the home kit and I’m blown away! I was looking for something that groomers use that also lasted long for scent and made my dogs coat healthier and wow! Just one bath and I already see, smell and feel the difference. Kobe smells good when normally she’d smell like her normal doggy self after she dried but funky poodles oil is absolute magic! I put some on her paws after her coat and I’m truly so glad I got funky poodle"

- Shaun & Kobe

"I am a tough sell on dog grooming products. HOWEVER, The Funky Poodle exceeded any expectations I had. The shampoo rinses well. The conditioner is a dream and the secret sauce is the icing on the cake. The smell is light but fantastic and lasts quite a while. Were week 2 post groom and Anubis still smells fantastic. His coat has never looked or felt better. 10/10 recommend."

Virginia & Anubis

"I tried the Alpha shampoo trial bundle. I'm LOVING this stuff. The labels, the scent, the ingredients, and the results. Love it! I used it on my poodle before her last dog show. It really pulls out all the grime and oil that weighs her hair down. Also, the dilution is killer!"

Emily

"This shampoo is now a staple in my pre-show grooming for my show dog. I have received many comments about how white he is and it’s all thanks to Funky Poodle!"

Kelley

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Keep your pets funky fresh

Keep your pets funky fresh

Lets Get Prehistoric

Lets Get Prehistoric

Made for Groomers. Loved by Coats.

Made for Groomers. Loved by Coats.

For pets with attitude, flair, and a little extra funk.

FUNKY GROOMERS

Funky Groomers

FUNKY GROOMER

The Funky Fur Files

The Art of Clipping: Horse Edition - (Body Clips, Trace Clips & Safety Tips)

Dilution Matters: How Proper Mixing Saves Groomers Thousands

The Truth About Alcohol in Pet Products: What Groomers & Pet Parents Should Know

(Pre-Order) Limited Edition - Funky Glow In The Dark Sweater

The Dogfather Hot Sauce

Our Commitment To You

No Parabens or Sulfates

Vegan and Cruelty Free

Made In The USA

Why Customer's Love our Products

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Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Keep your pets funky fresh

Keep your pets funky fresh

Lets Get Prehistoric

Lets Get Prehistoric

Made for Groomers. Loved by Coats.

Made for Groomers. Loved by Coats.

For pets with attitude, flair, and a little extra funk.

FUNKY GROOMERS

Funky Groomers

FUNKY GROOMER

The Funky Fur Files

The Art of Clipping: Horse Edition - (Body Clips, Trace Clips & Safety Tips)

Dilution Matters: How Proper Mixing Saves Groomers Thousands

The Truth About Alcohol in Pet Products: What Groomers & Pet Parents Should Know

(Pre-Order) Limited Edition - Funky Glow In The Dark Sweater

The Dogfather Hot Sauce

Our Commitment To You

No Parabens or Sulfates

Vegan and Cruelty Free

Made In The USA

Why Customer's Love our Products

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